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Fictional Therapy Patients are raving about Avantgarda

★★★★★
"My literary horoscope revealed my 'inner villain era' was imminent. Three book recommendations later, I've changed all the WiFi passwords, started replying-all to company emails with 'per my previous email,' and trained my cat to knock things off specifically other people's desks. The power is intoxicating."
Sarah K., former people pleaser

★★★★★
"I was CONVINCED my bookshelf was just furniture until this literary psychic exposed my secret yearning for pirate romance novels set in accounting offices. My husband is concerned, my dog is judgmental, but I've never been happier."
Rebecca T., recovering book denier

★★★★★
“Asked for a book recommendation, received an existential intervention. She warned me I had 'concerning gaps' in my bookshelf that explained my 'emotional unavailability.' Filled the gaps, got a therapist, canceled the therapist. Avantgarda's book recos were cheaper and more insightful."
David L., bibliotherapized

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WTF even is bibliotherapy and why.
Anonymous

★★★★★
“The literary prophecy said I'd find love in chapter 7 of my recommended book. I did—with a fictional character who doesn't 'forget' to pay rent or leaves dishes in the sink. Best relationship of my life."
Jessica M., happily dating between pages

Avantgarda's Literary Manifestations & Book Boyfriend Research Lab delivers:

Literary Teleportation

Aiding and abetting your escape into fictional worlds by writing deeply immersive stories

Fatal Chemistry series

Bookish Manifestations

Making your literary obsessions jump off the page and into your kitchen

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Fiction fate Hotline

Analyzing your darkest desires and matching you with the perfect next read

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Who is this person trying to bibliotherapize me?

The great avantgarda

A fictional alchemist and character in the Fatal Chemistry series