Gift for "A Court of Thorns and Roses" Fans | Wicked High Lord's Sunshine Awakening, Rhysand Boyfriend Coffee
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Proven to turn Night Court Snappiness into Morning Glory.
Brewed perfectly for fans of ACOTAR and caffeine-fueled fantasies.
For readers tired of dating mortals who think "emotional depth" means having strong opinions about sports teams. This Colombian Single Origin Coffee is specifically formulated to attract the kind of devastatingly powerful partner who materializes at parties uninvited, rescues you from underground labyrinths, and casually mentions owning a city of starlight.
One sip of this light-medium roast and you're channeling the energy that draws mysterious, centuries-old beings with inconveniently perfect bone structure. The mellow honeydew sweetness captures that moment when his terrifying reputation crumbles and he's painting your nails while you sleep, while cocoa's velvet darkness wraps around you like a protective caress.
The hint of acidity cuts through any lingering attachment to boring humans who've never once offered to remake the stars in your honor or turn your enemies into mist. Sourced from the misty highlands of Colombia — because attracting immortal devotion requires more than grocery store grounds.
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